Do you feel lucky, monkey? Well, do ya?

Here's one for you: an Indian train company has hired a monkey to keep deadbeat monkeys from hitching a ride on their trains.

Apparently one got on, scared off honest ticket-paying monkeys - er, passengers - and enjoyed the trip for three stops. Train employees had to clear the car while they tried to catch the bugger. So, in an effort to stem the tide of freeloading monkeys, the company hired a primate bouncer.

It's a good idea and all...now what are they going to do about the lawyers?

"Go ahead. Make my day."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14121007/